Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Tanooki's Exclusive Interview with Simon Curtis


 If you don’t already know the name Simon Curtis, you need to. Some of his younger fans may know him from his role on Nickelodeon’s Spectacular!, and a spot on a little known Disney show called Hannah Montana. But since earlier this year, the 24-year-old has focused his multi-talented efforts on his first album, titled 8Bit Heart. Released in March, the 13-track electronic collection contains tunes that range in topic from Simon’s Atari-playing days, to an Android love affair, effortlessly flowing from bass-driven pop, to sweet love songs. With the occasional voice-over track laid over chiptunes to serve as narration for the audio adventure, 8Bit Heart ultimately is a cohesively crafted piece of musical perfection. And did I mention the entire album is free off Simon’s official website? If there is any new singer/songwriter/performer to keep your eye on right now, it’s Simon Curtis.

I had a chance to interview the self proclaimed “Boy Robot” to talk about all things gaming, tech and of course, his upcoming album:

Jason Leavey: So Mr. Curtis. What’s it like being the original “Boy Robot?”
Simon Curtis: Haha, I must admit it’s a lot of responsibility. Lots of games to play, lots of gadgets to oogle over, electronic music to make, etc. It can be a lot to handle! :P


JL: What inspired the album’s [8Bit Heart] apparent technology influence?
SC: The entire project was inspired by my love for 8-Bit video games, science fiction, and 80’s fantasy movies (The Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, etc.) We used old Commodore 64 sounds to create modern electronic pop tracks. Once I had the idea for the concept I was totally enamored.

JL: So I take it you would classify yourself as a techy?

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Sonic Adventure Hits XBLA September 15th


Microsoft's Major Nelson is always a cheery bloke for confirming things in the world of Xbox. And his latest list of release dates should have Dreamcast fanboys dizzy with ecstasy (the emotion, not the drug... or maybe both). Sonic Adventure will be released on the XBLA September 15th for 800 Microsoft Points ($10).

News of Dreamcast titles coming to XBLA and PSN has been in high circulation lately but this is the official start of the Dreamcast revival! The last (and short lived) console to come out of the Sega camp has a die-hard fan following that fell in love with its quirky, ambitious, and charming titles.

So what other Dreamcast games can we expect in the near future? The only two specifically referenced in prior reports were Sonic Adventure and Crazy Taxi, the prior being the only one set in stone for release. But we DC fanatics can hope all day long to see games like Seaman, Jet Grind Radio, PowerStone, Chu-Chu Rocket, and Shenmue (f#ck you haters!) in the near future.

A montage of why my high school GPA suffered.

Regardless, of what does and doesn't happen, one thing is for sure... on September 15th, we're gonna party like it's 9/9/99!

Final Fantasy XIV's Open Beta


Square Enix junkies and MMO enthusiasts assemble! Square is opening the Final Fantasy XIV beta to the public this Tuesday at 7PM PST. Holy mating moogles Batman that's tomorrow! Here's what you need to know to get you started.

For starters, this open beta will be for the PC version of the game only. The PS3 version of XIV has been delayed until next year due to RAM concerns with the system and the still-rumored Xbox 360 version is said be coming even further down the pipe. If you were lucky enough to participate in the closed beta Square will let you go ahead and intsall the open beta client now instead of waiting until tomorrow like the rest of us schmucks.

But how long will the open beta last? Final Fantasy XIV (PC) hits retail shelves September 30th, a mere month away. And those who pre-ordered the Collector's Edition will get even earlier access and be allowed to start on September 22nd. You can look for the beta to be cancelled close to the 22nd-30th window because Square, like any old fashioned capitalist company, would prefer to charge you for its services rather than let any mooching continue.

If you're curious to see how well XIV will run on your current gaming rig, you can download the official benchmark here. Simply run the benchmark program and you will have a pretty good idea of how much horsepower you'll need to run the game.

Why get a real job when you can be a sellsword in such a beautiful land?

Final Fantasy XI, the first online entry in the Final Fantasy canon, was a financial and critical success in the world of MMOs. We'll continue to keep a close eye on XIV's progress so check back often for more news of chocobos, behemoths, and ton berries!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Gran Turismo 5's Massive HDD Install

These days it's not uncommon for your more massive games to include optional hard drive installs. This process saves chunks of game data to your hard drive which cuts down on how often the game will have to check the disk for information.

For example, Metal Gear Solid 4 can take up 4 gigs of hard drive space on your PS3 in exchange for faster load times. Sacrificing 4 gigs may seem like a lot of space to give up, and it is. But Kaz Yamauchi, producer on Gran Turismo 5, has tweeted that an optional HDD install for GT5 will take up 10 gigs on the PS3 of many a racing fan.

The 10 gigs will help the game run "much smoother" according to Yamauchi. The Gran Turismo franchise is praised for its realistic graphics and stellar driving experience, but it is also home to one of the most dedicated fan bases in gaming. Is 10 gigs too much to ask hardcore racing fans? Probably not. Curious gamers in general? You betcha.

The guy in the red polo is clearly jealous of Mr. Yamauchi's racing suit.

We'll let you know how smooth the 10 gig install is when Gran Turismo 5 hits retail shelves this November.

Nintendo slashes prices of DSi and DSi XL


Looks like Nintendo is prepping the world for the upcoming release of the Nintendo 3DS handheld, because the company announced price drops for both their DSi and DSi XL handhelds.

Nintendo will cut the price of the $169.99 DSi to $149.99. The DSi XL will drop from $189.99 to a mere $169.99. The DS Lite will remain at its $129.99 price point.

Both price cuts go into effect on September 12th.
GameSpot

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Epic Mickey getting epic Collector's Edition


As seen on the webstore for Toys R Us, Warren Spector's upcoming Wii project Epic Mickey will be released as a standalone software title, as well as an exclusive Collector's Edition bundle.

Pictured above, the bundle will come with a slew of goodies, including Wii Remote skin, a DVD packed with behind the scenes footage, and a 5" Mickey Mouse collectible figurine. For $69.99, this is a pretty great deal if you ask me.

Epic Mickey is set for release November 15th.
ToysRUs

Classic Controller gets SNES makeover


If this isn't the coolest controller mod, I don't know what is. A creative genius came up with the idea to remake the Wii's Classic Controller with some Super Nintendo flare. The colors are awesome, the inspiration is incredible. I want one today!

The only complaint is that the artist didn't use the Classic Controller Pro for the impressive redesign. Once you go Pro, you never go back.

TinyCartridge

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Fallout: New Vegas achievements leaked


Gearing up for an October launch, Bethesda's upcoming Fallout: New Vegas is sure to be another promising entry in the series of post-apocalyptic survival titles. But what would a modern next gen software title be without a roaring list of skill-defining achievements?

A list of 50 achievements with mission titles has appeared on Xbox 360 Achievements. Take a look below, and get ready for action:

-New Kid – Reach 10th Level (10g)
-Up and Comer – Reach 20th Level (20g)
-The Boss – Reach 30th Level (30g)
-Ol’ Buddy Ol’ Pal – Recruit any companion (10g)
-The Whole Gang’s Here – Recruit all companions (25g)
-Crafty – Craft 20 items (15g)
-Mod Machine – Install 20 weapon mods (15g)
-Walker of the Mojave – Discover 50 locations (10g)
-Master of the Mojave – Discover 125 locations (10g)
-Globe Trotter – Discover all snow globes (25g)
-You Run Barter Town – Sell 10,000 caps worth of goods (15g)
-Blast Mastery – Cause 10,000 damage with energy weapons (15g)
-Love the Bomb – Cause 10,000 damage with explosives (15g)
-Lead Dealer – Cause 10,000 damage with guns (15g)
-No Tumber Fumbler – Pick 25 locks (15g)
-New Vegas Samurai – Cause 10,000 damage with melee weapons (15g)
-Stim-ply Amazing – Heal 10,000 points of damage with stimpaks (15g)
-Desert Survivalist – Heal 10,000 points of damage with food (15g)
-Old-Tyme Brawler – Cause 10,000 damage with unarmed weapons (15g)
-Jury Rigger – Repair 30 items (15g)
-Hack the Mojave – Hack 25 terminals (15g)
-Artful Pocketer – Pick 50 pockets (15g)
-Outstanding Orator – Make 50 speech challenges (15g)
-Know When to Fold Them – Win 3 games of Caravan (10g)
-One Armed Bandit – Play 10 spins of Slots (10g)
-Little Wheel – Play 10 spins of Roulette (10g)
-Double Down – Play 10 hands of Blackjack (10g)
-Caravan Master – Win 30 games of Caravan (30g)
-The Courier Who Broke the Bank – Get banned from all the Strip’s casinos (30g)
-Hardcore – Play the game from start to finish in Hardcore mode (100g)
-Ain’t That a Kick in the Head – Completed Ain’t That a Kick in the Head (10g)
-They Went That-a-Way – Complete They Went That-a-Way (25g)
-Ring-a-Ding-Ding – Complete Ring-a-Ding-Ding (25g)
-The House Always Wins – Complete The House Always Wins (30g)
-For the Republic – Complete for the Republic (30g)
-Render Unto Caesar – Complete Render Unto Caesar (30g)
-Wild Card – Complete Wild Card (30g)
-All for Nothing – Complete All for Nothing (15g)
-Veni, Vedi, Vici – Complete Veni, Vedi, Vici (15g)
-Eureka! – Complete Eureka! (15g)
-No Gods, No Masters – Complete No Gods, No Masters (15g)
-Come Fly With Me – Complete Come Fly With Me (20g)
-Talent Pool – Complete Talent Pool (20g)
-Return to Sender – Complete Return to Sender (20g)
-Arizona Killer – Complete Arizona Killer (20g)
-You’ll Know It When It Happens – Complete You’ll Know It When It Happens (20g)
-G.I. Blues – Complete G.I. Blues (20g)
-That Lucky Old Sun – Complete That Lucky Old Sun (20g)
-Volare! – Complete Volare! (20g)
-The Legend of the Star – Complete The Legend of the Star (20g)

The Tanooki

Friday, August 27, 2010

Nerd Orgy Planned for Horny PAX-goers


Great news pervs! A Seattle-area man has posted a Craigslist ad, calling for an orgy welcoming anyone who's in town for the PAX expo next week. The man says the "friendly adult party" is for any willing nerd in town, serving as a perfect escape between all the sweating and drooling you'll likely be doing on the show floor. Here's the ad:

Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party. This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome!
Apparently, the post was updated, claiming that the ratio of men over women was a bit higher than intended. Looks like the sausage party is in true need of some willing female participants. Any ladies want to make a few dozen men happy?

Craigslist
via Kotaku

DJ Hero 2 Tracklist Revealed!


I hope you like scrolling through long lists because Activision has released a doozy of a tracklist for DJ Hero 2. Releasing this October, DJ Hero 2 features artists from Afrika Bambaataa to Young Jeezy and all walks between. Real heavy hitters include Kanye West, Lady Gaga, and (brace yeself) Metallica.

Ready for that prior mentioned scrolling? Check out the full setlist below:

  • 2Pac feat. Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman - "California Love Remix"
  • 50 Cent - "In Da Club"
  • Adamski - "Killer"
  • Afrika Bambaataa and The Soul Sonic Force - "Planet Rock"
  • Armand Van Helden - "I Want Your Soul"
  • A-Trak - "Say Whoa"
  • B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars - "Nothin' On You"
  • Basement Jaxx - "Where's Your Head At"
  • BlakRoc feat. Pharoahe Monch & RZA - "Dollaz & Sense"
  • Busta Rhymes - "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See"
  • Calvin Harris - "I'm Not Alone"
  • Chamillionaire - "Ridin'"
  • Chic - "Good Times"
  • Chic - "Le Freak"
  • Clinton Sparks, DJ Class, & Jermaine Dupri - "Favorite DJ"
  • Daft Punk - "Human After All"
  • Damian Marley - "Welcome To Jamrock"
  • David Guetta & Chris Willis - "Love Is Gone"
  • David Guetta feat. Kid Cudi - "Memories"
  • David Guetta vs. The Egg - "Love Don't Let Me Go (Walking Away)"
  • Deadmau5 - "Ghosts N Stuff"
  • Deadmau5 & Kaskade - "I Remember"
  • Deee-Lite - "Groove Is In The Heart"
  • Dillinja and Skibadee - "Twist 'Em Out"
  • Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - "Bonkers"
  • DJ Qbert - "Super Battle Breaks"
  • DJ Shadow - "Midnight In A Perfect World"
  • DJ Shadow feat. Q-Tip and Lateef The Truth Speaker - "Enuff (DJ Fresh Remix)"
  • Donna Summer - "Bad Girls"
  • Edwin Starr - "War"
  • Eminem - "Not Afraid"
  • Estelle feat. Kanye West - "American Boy"
  • Flo Rida - "Low"
  • Flo Rida feat. Will.I.Am - "In The Ayer"
  • Gorillaz feat. Mos Def & Bobby Womack - "Stylo"
  • Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five feat. Melle Mel & Duke Bootee - "The Message"
  • Harold Faltermeyer - "Axel F"
  • House Of Pain - "Jump Around"
  • Iyaz - "Replay"
  • Janet Jackson - "Nasty"
  • Justice - "D.A.N.C.E."
  • Justice - "Waters Of Nazareth"
  • Kanye West - "Heartless"
  • Kanye West - "Love Lockdown"
  • Kaskade & Deadmau5 - "Move For Me"
  • Kelis - "Acapella (David Guetta Extended Mix)"
  • Kool & The Gang - "Jungle Boogie"
  • Lady Gaga - "Lovegame"
  • Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance"
  • Lady Gaga feat. Colby O'Donis - "Just Dance"
  • Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz feat. Ying Yang Twins - "Get Low"
  • Lil' Wayne - "Go DJ"
  • Lil' Wayne feat. Static Major - "Lollipop"
  • LL Cool J - "I Can't Live Without My Radio"
  • M.I.A. - "Galang"
  • M|A|R|R|S - "Pump Up The Volume"
  • Major Lazer feat. VYBZ Kartel - "Pon De Floor"
  • Malcolm McLaren - "Buffalo Gals"
  • Metallica - "The Day That Never Comes"
  • Missy Elliott - "Get Ur Freak On"
  • MSTRKRFT feat. N.O.R.E. - "Bounce"
  • Nas feat. Keri Hilson - "Hero"
  • Naughty By Nature - "O.P.P."
  • Nelly - "Hot In Herre"
  • New Boyz - "You're A Jerk"
  • New Order - "Blue Monday"
  • Newcleus - "Jam On It"
  • Nightcrawlers - "Push The Feeling On (MK Mix 95)"
  • Orbital - "The Box"
  • Pirate Soundsystem - "Bashy Bashy"
  • Pitbull - "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)"
  • Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes - "Don't Cha"
  • Rihanna - "Pon De Replay"
  • Rihanna - "Rude Boy"
  • Robin S - "Show Me Love (Stonebridge Radio Edit)"
  • Salt N Pepa - "Push It"
  • Sam Cooke - "Chain Gang"
  • Sam Sparro - "B&G" a/k/a "Black & Gold"
  • Sean Paul - "Infiltrate"
  • Sean Paul - "Get Busy"
  • Snoop Dogg - "Who Am I (What's My Name)?"
  • Snow - "Informer"
  • Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - "Crank That (Soulja Boy)"
  • Sparfunk & D-Code - "Apocalypse"
  • Stevie Wonder - "Superstition"
  • Talib Kweli - "Get By"
  • The Chemical Brothers - "Leave Home"
  • The Chemical Brothers feat. Q-Tip - "Galvanize"
  • The Crystal Method - "Busy Child (Still Busy After All These Years Remix)"
  • The Jackson 5 - "ABC"
  • The Notorious B.I.G. feat. Mase & Diddy - "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems"
  • The Prodigy - "Omen"
  • The Prodigy - "Firestarter"
  • Tiesto - "Speed Rail"
  • Tiesto & Sneaky Sound System - "I Will Be Here"
  • Tiesto vs Diplo - "Come On"
  • Tiga - "You Gonna Want Me"
  • Timbaland feat. Drake - "Say Something"
  • Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E. - "The Way I Are"
  • Tweet feat. Missy Elliott - "Oops (Oh My)"
  • Walter Murphy - "A Fifth Of Beethoven"
  • Warren G feat. Nate Dogg - "Regulate"
  • Wayne Smith - "Under Mi Sleng Teng"
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix )"
  • Young Jeezy feat. Kanye West - "Put On"

  • 1UP

    And Let There Be... a Bible MMO


    Mark your church calendars for September 6th because that's when the beta for The Bible Online goes live. The Bible Online: Chapter 1 - "The Heroes" is a browser based MMO that puts players in control of Abraham and his descendants Isaac and Jacob. The gameplay looks to be Sim-City(ish) in nature, with a major focus on balancing resources as you navigate your way through the events of Genesis.

    Dr. Alan Kim, president of FiAA GmbH says, “The Bible Online is developed for players of all ages to easily get closer to the Bible, while enjoying the game. The Beta is planned for the 6th of September. We plan to service the game in most of the European languages by the end of the year. We will also develop following chapters to cover all the stories of the Bible.”

    Every story in the Bible? I don't know how kindly parents will take to certain side quests like "Help King David collect 200 enemy foreskins so he can marry Saul's daughter." (See 1 Samuel 18:27). But then again, I'm not a parent.


    The Bible Online is free-to-play, compatible with all existing browsers, and starts beta testing in to weeks. According to on FiAA GmbH employee, beta testing will continue until "It is finished."

    VE3D

    Thursday, August 26, 2010

    Even more Marvel vs. Capcom 3 footage!



    Just when you thought you saw all the Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds gameplay footage that you'd see for one night, I come in and give you more!

    Enjoy several minutes of Viewtiful Joe, Iron Man, Thor and more battle it out as universes collide. You're very welcome.

    Why Aren't You Playing - ExciteBots: Trick Racing


    We're going to be starting a new feature on OLG called "Why Aren't You Playing." We know how busy you are, with school, work, drinking booze, playing Solitaire, knitting, whatever. But there are so many games out there that you haven't been playing. They may not be the newest games, but they're amazing, and you need to get them like now.

    Tonight's title is the most creative racing title on Wii, or probably any console for that matter. From Monster Games in 2009 came the unexpected ExciteBots: Trick Racing. The sequel to the Wii launch title ExciteTruck, ExciteBots let users race in animal and insect themed kart-bots. Your main goal is to execute as many tricks as you can while on the open road. You can pull off mid-air spins, back flips, or fly through rings to earn "stars." The amount of stars you get in each race will determine your ranking. And while you're racing, you can unlock different in-game mini-games to take part in, like shooting a soccer ball into a goal, or slamming a pie into a clown's face. Yeah, it's that crazy.

    The game is so diverse, between the wacky level design, to the in-race mini-games, to the bots themselves. I highly recommend anyone who has a Wii and loves a good racer to try it out. You won't regret it.

    For more information about this game, visit One Life Gamer's game review here.

    Super Mario 2 coasters are 8-bit awesome



    I often find that placing my condensation creation cola on a nice wooden table will result in an epic fail of mass proportions. Luckily, Etsy user LittleMommaErin's took care of preventing my circular ring of death with a lovely set of Super Mario Bros. 2 coasters!

    Created out of perler beads, this set includes some notable Mario 2 items and baddies, all featured in the notorious slot machines after each coin-retrieved level. At the low price of $13, this is a perfect gift for any retro enthusiast.

    Etsy

    Marvel vs. Capcom 3 fresh gameplay trailer



    The battle continues in Spring 2011 as Marvel and Capcom unite once again. And by unite, I mean kick the living crap out of each other. The latest gameplay trailer for Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds shows some fan favorites battling it out for supremacy.

    You've got Chun-Li, Viewtiful Joe, Doctor Doom and more! What more could you ask for? Check it out above, and make sure you watch it in HD. It's that much more glorious.

    Sonic Colors screen shows off Red Sonic


    SEGA has released a new Sonic Colors screenshot that shows off the original speed demo along with a Red Sonic. What does it mean?

    It could be the reveal of a multiplayer mode, based on the two separate energy tank levels at the bottom portion of the screen. However, the timer at the top could indicate a race of sorts. Red Sonic could just be a "ghost" character, similar to Mario Kart's time trial mode.

    What do you think about seeing a second Sonic?

    Wednesday, August 25, 2010

    First Metroid: Other M review is "impressive"


    When Metroid: Other M ships August 31st, many of us are just going to be happy to return to Samus Aran's universe. After the third in the trilogy of Metroid Prime titles released a few years back, many didn't know when we'd get another chance to revisit the franchise.

    Famitsu got their hands on the much anticipated Team Ninja project, and they have a lot of good to say about the game. They praise the sheer amount of moves you are able to accomplish within the game, especially given the limitations of using just the Wii Remote by itself. "Switching to first-person instantly takes some getting used to, but you can use it in both exploration and combat and it gives the game a very fun Metroid-like vibe," said one of the reviewers.

     The only real negative Famitsu came up with was the game's difficulty. "The game's tough, making you wish for a difficulty selector at times," said one writer. Unfortunately for me, I've always found the Metroid titles extremely difficult in terms of "what the hell do I do now!" But aside from a few Google-searches, it sounds like Other M is going to be everything fans want it to be.


    Other M releases next Tuesday.
    1UP

    Tuesday, August 24, 2010

    Body of King Koopa's Ancestors Discovered


    See that picture? That is none other than the skeleton of a new meiolaniid species, Stupendemys. Its shell was ELEVEN feet long and SEVEN feet wide. Combining its fortress like body with its clubbed tail and horned head, gamers can only assume one thing...

    The Koopas were real.

    The Kappa has some similar features, but it's a water spirit which conflicts with the fire nature of the Koopas.

    Cryptozoologists/dorks believe that Bowser and the rest of the Koopa family were originally modeled after Kappas of Japanese folklore. However, the much more reasonable world of science gives us all the evidence we need to conclude that eleven foot turtles existed alongside humans as recently as 3,000 years ago.

    Their ability to throw hammers and breathe fire is still under skeptic debate.

    Artist rendition of a "real" Bowser.

    Capcom USA/Europe's New President


    Video game developer and publisher Capcom has an outstanding legacy in gaming's history. These are the people behind series like MegaMan, Street Fighter, and Devil May Cry (just to name a few). In hopes of continuing their legacy of greatness, Capcom has elected Kazuhiko Abe as president of their USA and European divisions.

    Abe joined the Capcom family in 2003 as their General Manager of Management Planning and was promoted to Chief Financial Officer (CFO) for Capcom Japan in 2006. As President of Capcom USA and Capcom Europe, Abe will be responsible for overseeing operations between the two offices to ensure efficient international operations.

    “Abe-san has proven to be an invaluable asset to Capcom,” said Kenzo Tsujimoto, chairman and chief executive officer of Capcom Co., Ltd. “His experience of over seven years with Capcom can only benefit the operations in North America and Europe and strengthen the relationships between the Japanese and Pan-Western territories.”

    In video game land Capcom is kind of a big deal and for them to have so much faith in Abe is, well, a big deal. So here's to hoping Abe can bring Capcom to the top of their game!

    Capcom

    Monday, August 23, 2010

    Wii and DS Nintendo Shop Update: August 23, 2010



    There are a few new titles to look forward to, all releasing today thanks to Nintendo's WiiWare, DSiWare and Virtual Console services. Check them all out below!


    WiiWare

    And Yet It Moves
    Publisher: Broken Rules
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) - Mild Violence
    Price: 1,000 Wii Points™
    Description: And Yet It Moves is an award-winning, physics-based platform game in which players run and jump through a world made of paper. To aid in completing its twisted, mind-bending levels, you possess the unique ability to rotate the world at will. Walls become floors, slides become platforms - but a harmless pile of rocks becomes a hazardous threat when turned upside-down. Use the Wii Remote™ controller like a magic wand to tilt the world. Explore beautifully crafted environments. Survive 20 challenging levels filled with strange creatures, traps and puzzles. Unlock bonus levels, competitive play modes and surprising modifications that change the entire game. Turn your world upside-down with And Yet It Moves!

    Virtual Console™

    UFOURIA: THE SAGA
    Original platform: NES
    Publisher: Sunsoft
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) - Comic Mischief
    Price: 600 Wii Points
    Description: Join Bop Louie as he searches for three friends - Shades, Freeon Leon and Gil - to help him complete his mad scramble. It won't be easy. Brain-boggling mazes, traps and bizarre pitfalls stand in your way on the journey back to Ufouria. You'll rely on your friends to survive in this strange, changing world, and you'd better have the right powers for the strange worlds you'll encounter. As you make your trek through mystical forests, deserts and oceans, you'll need to seek out and destroy monstrous creatures every step of the way. Will you have the right powers at the right time? Don't let the mind-zapping colors and stupefying sound effects throw you off.

    Nintendo DSiWare

    Rytmik
    Publisher: CINEMAX
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
    Price: 800 Nintendo DSi Points™
    Description: Rytmik is an application for creating rhythmical and melodic themes and composing whole songs. It contains more than 170 carefully selected sound samples of drums, cymbals, percussion, bass and melodic instruments. With Rytmik you can quickly and easily create the basic building block: an audio clip. It consists of musical notations for up to four instruments that you may transpose, select their location in the stereo field and modify their volume, polyphony and echo. You can arbitrarily combine as many as 128 clips in four tracks to create complex pieces of music. You also have a rhythm library with a varied collection of 16 pre-made compositions that can be used to help quickly compose your own pieces. For the best musical experience, we recommend connecting headphones or a quality speaker system (not included).

    G.G Series NINJA KARAKURI DEN
    Publisher: Genterprise Inc.
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) - Mild Cartoon Violence
    Price: 200 Nintendo DSi Points
    Description: Jump and slash as a gravity-defying ninja in this acrobatic action game. Control a jumping ninja as he fights his way through a booby-trapped mansion. When your ninja touches a platform, it will automatically disappear and he will jump, making for pretty unstable footing. But where some see obstacles, a ninja sees opportunity. You will be forced to think on your feet, push your reflexes and bend the very rules of physics to conquer your treacherous surroundings. Master the art of the dash, shuriken and sword. Be a ninja.

    My Farm
    Publisher: BiP media
    Players: 1-2
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
    Price: 200 Nintendo DSi Points
    Description: My Farm is a livestock farming simulation game. At the beginning, all you own is an empty field, a few pennies and a single hen. If you feed the hen and take care of it, she will lay eggs that can be sold. With this money, you can buy new animals at the Farmers' Market and purchase equipment from the shopkeeper. Little by little, as your farm builds up, you will unlock bonuses including a wind turbine, rooster, guard dog and tractor. You will be able to exchange your animals with your friends who play My Farm or My Exotic Farm. There are six kinds of animals to customize, many farm improvements to buy and bonuses to collect.

    Absolute Reversi
    Publisher: Tasuke
    Players: 1-2
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
    Price: 200 Nintendo DSi Points
    Description: This reversi game is for all players at any level. Absolute Reversi takes the classic strategy game and updates it for the 21st century with three modes of play. Free Play mode lets you select one of eight characters with different abilities to play against. In Challenge mode, you are given missions to complete to advance in the game. With the third mode, you can play against a friend using DS Download Play. Additional features include a strategy guide, different ability levels and the "Assistance" function, which highlights all possible moves per turn.

    Nintendo

    Sunday, August 22, 2010

    Mario news report is unbelievably cute



    Want to see Mario taking on his newest occupation? Now as a news anchor, Mario joins his brother Luigi the weatherman, and Toad the reporter, to report on all things within the Mushroom Kingdom.

    It's actually a school project that the son of Grant Wilson (from the SyFy show Ghost Hunters) put together. Pretty creative, eh?

    Check it out!

    GoNintendo

    YouTube: The real-life Legend of Zelda



    This certainly isn't a new video, but it's definitely one of the funniest and best fan made Zelda YouTube videos around.

    Check out Link on his latest adventure of unlocking doors, digging with a shovel, and getting pants out of the dryer. Enjoy!

    YouTube

    Saturday, August 21, 2010

    Real life Mario Kart for Portland's bicyclists



    Bananas? Check. Speed boosts? Check. Someone has taken their love for Mario Kart to the streets in Portland, Oregon.

    As shown in the above local news report, a stretch of road reserved for a bicycle lane has some Kart-centric items laced throughout. It wasn't the city's doing, and it's unclear if Portland authorities plan to cover up the iconic gems. What I do know, is that a few symbols on a bike path are hardly more of a distraction than say, your average "slow down" sign. Well, maybe that pesky banana. That would make me swerve.

    My vote is to add these symbols to all bike paths nationwide!

    Kotaku

    Wii Party boxart should be tardy for the party


    Call me crazy, but this has got to be one of the most unappealing boxarts I've ever seen with the word "party" in the title. Wii Party, Nintendo's next mini-game collection, is just a couple short months from hitting store shelves (with an October 3rd release date) but it looks like they're settling for this monstrosity. It's pretty much the same as the Japanese boxart, something pretty uncommon these days.

    It just seems like they took a bunch of the press game art and threw it all together on one white background. Well, actually, that is what they did. It looks like something I would have Photoshopped.

    It certainly doesn't make me want to party. Do you want to party?

    NintendoEverything

    New GoldenEye trailer shows off revamped multiplayer


    It's no secret that GoldenEye 007 is one of the most beloved N64 titles to ever have existed. Not only because, at the time, it was the best FPS around, but the multiplayer was so addictive, you barely showered for much of the late 90s.

    Luckily for us smelly gamers, Bond is back and this time, multiplayer is going online (and local splitscreen of course). You'll be able to battle it out among 10 new and returning environments, with notable gun favorites like the Golden Gun and rocket launchers. Check out the latest trailer above, because tomorrow never dies. Oh wait, wrong movie...

    Friday, August 20, 2010

    College Humor: Reverse sexism on Xbox Live



    Gaming girls have it pretty tough. A simple game of Call of Duty on Xbox Live can turn into an avalanche of sexist jokes and innuendo thrown their way.

    The guys (and girls) over at College Humor decided to turn the tables on the typical male chauvinist. Take a look in the video above to see the girls finally pwn the guys.

    CH

    Castle Crashers comes to PS3 this month


    After having quite a bit of success on the Xbox 360, isn't it time for Castle Crashers to share the wealth with PlayStation 3 owners too? Apparently.

    It's just been announced that the downloadable co-op sword slinger is coming to PSN on August 31st. For $15 you can finally see what all the fuss is about. Don't know much about the colorful beat 'em up? Check out a gameplay video below.



    G4

    The Tanooki's Review - Nyko's Charge Base 360

    Despite the monumental technological advancements that gaming consoles have been through over the past few decades, wireless gaming controllers are still plagued by one major flaw; crappy, die-quick AA batteries. They make me want to kick a baby.

    Thankfully, peripheral maker Nyko has been pumping out chargers for all console controllers for quite some time. So how does their Charge Base 360 for the Xbox 360 stack up?

    The Charge Base 360 features dual ports for two 360 controllers to rest comfortably within the charging station. Equipped with a standard AC power cord instead of USB cable, your controllers will charge faster, and you’re free to connect your charger to any accessible wall outlet. In order to charge, you’ll have to pop off the original Xbox 360 battery packs, swapping them for the rechargeable battery packs bundled with the charger. Once assembled, you’re ready to charge those rapidly dying controllers. Just drop them into each port and you’re all set.

    Continue reading...

    Thursday, August 19, 2010

    3DS fan art welcomes Star Fox and Zelda

    With Nintendo's upcoming 3DS handheld just months from releasing, fans are getting eager to play one of the many new games already announced. Between new titles like Kid Icarus Uprising and Mario Kart 3DS, to revamped favorites The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Star Fox 64, the handheld plans to offer something for everyone.

    One fan proved his excitement of the 3D capable device by depicting the above scenario of Star Fox and Zelda characters coming together for the sake of the 3DS. Pretty inspiring!
    TinyCartridge

    New level and game details for Sonic the Hedgehog 4


    SEGA and developer Dimps have been hard at work on breathing old life into the struggling Sonic the Hedgehog series. By going back to the game's original roots of 2D sidescroller, Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1 has its sights set on redeeming the blue hedgehog's place in present day gaming history.

    As part of the re-birth of Sonic, SEGA has been releasing new tidbits about the upcoming downloadable adventure. Today, the company gave a peak at the new Lost Labyrinth level set in a dark, dungeoness setting.

    SEGA also confirmed that some other big announcements are planned for the next few weeks, so stick around.
    SEGA

    Street Fighter: Hoff vs. Hoff Edition

    If the recent Comedy Central roast of David Hasselhoff wasn't proof of the Baywatch star's growing popularity, I don't know what is! Mr. Michael Knight himself is seen in the above artwork, created by Street Fighter producer Yoshinori Ono, in a character selection screen from a Hasselhoff infused Street Fighter IV.

    I think I could get behind this game. Except instead of Hoff vs. Hoff, I'd like a collection of his different characters battling it out. It would be a mulit-million seller.
    Kotaku

    No More Heroes Gets Move Support



    Not gonna lie, this is a good news/bad news scenario. The good news is No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise is being released for PS3 with Move support. The bad news is that for the time being, it looks like only European gamers will ever see this title.

    The No More Heroes franchise got its start on the Wii where fans fell in love with over the top violence, amazing boss fights, and super nerd/badass protagonist Travis Touchdown. However when the series made the jump to HD consoles, motion controls (which were a fun part of the experience) were lost.

    Konami is looking to give HD gamers a fix to this problem with No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise, releasing next year. At the moment Konami only plans on a European release but if we hear anything (ANYTHING) about Travis Touchdown coming stateside, you'll be the first to know!

    Microsoft Announces Avatars 2.0

    Our beloved bobblehead Xbox avatars will receive a visual update to coincide with the release of Microsoft's Kinect peripheral this fall.

    The news broke straight from the lips of Rare's Senior Programmer Nick Burton, "The proportions will be made more realistic because hand-eye co-ordination broke when using the old cartoony proportions - not in terms of hardware but rather, player perception."

    Makes sense. Rare (the developer of Donkey Kong Country and GoldenEye) more or less lead the charge in implementing avatars at Microsoft. So if these guys say changes are a comin', changes are a comin'. Look forward to "Avatars 2.0" closer to the release of Kinect.

    OXM

    Wednesday, August 18, 2010

    Viewtiful Joe and Dormammu in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3


    It's hard to process all of the latest and greatest coming out of GamesCom in Germany, but here's a healthy dose of news for all you fighting game fans! Capcom's Viewtiful Joe and Marvel's Dormammu have joined the Marvel vs. Capcom 3 roster.

    Viewtiful Joe was a stellar brawler title released in 2003 praised for its unique art style and whimsical world of whoop ass. Using film-style techniques like slow motion and fast forwarding, Joe put impressive amount of hurt on his foes. Joe's had a few more outings since then, but his first seems to be nearest and dearest to gamers' hearts.

    Dormammu on the other hand is a bit more on the obscure side of the fanboy spectrum. The arch-nemesis of Marvel's Dr. Strange (although very awesome, even Strange isn't exactly a flagship character) Dormammu in an interdimensional being composed of sheer chaotic energy. The only thing that really makes sense regarding his appearance in MvC3 is that well, it's the Marvel dimension colliding with the Capcom dimension, so some interdimensional turbulence should be expected.

    Who else would you like to see pop up in Marvel vs. Capcom 3? Let us know in the comments below!

    1UP

    Latest "Other M" trailer gives a Metroid history lesson



    A lot is happening at Germany's Gamescom 2010 convention right now, but you don't need a plane ticket to get your eyes on the latest new game trailers. A brand new Metroid: Other M trailer has surfaced from Nintendo, and it offers fans a brief history lesson about Samus Aran's journey through space.

    After watching it, you may be surprised by the amount of continuity through which the series has successfully navigated. Take a look for yourself above, and get ready for Other M, which ships for Wii August 31st.

    TheTanooki

    Warriors of Rock Set List Announced


    Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock is just over a month away and pretend musicians everywhere are dying to know what new list of songs will shred their faces. Today is your (and your face's) lucky day.

    The compete track list is as follows:

    A Perfect Circle – "The Outsider"
    Aerosmith – "Cryin'"
    AFI – "Dancing Through Sunday"
    Alice Cooper – "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
    Alter Bridge – "Ties That Bind"
    Anberlin – "The Feel Good Drag"
    Anthrax – "Indians"
    Arch Enemy – "Nemesis"
    Atreyu – "Ravenous"
    Avenged Sevenfold – "Bat Country"
    Bad Brains – "Re-Ignition (Live)"
    Band Of Skulls – "I Know What I Am"
    Black Sabbath – "Children Of The Grave"
    Blind Melon – "Tones Of Home"
    Blue Oyster Cult – "Burnin' For You"
    Bush – "Machinehead"
    Buzzcocks – "What Do I Get?"
    Children Of Bodom – "If You Want Peace... Prepare For War"
    Creedence Clearwater Revival – "Fortunate Son"
    The Cure – "Fascination Street"
    Deep Purple – "Burn"
    Def Leppard – "Pour Some Sugar On Me (Live)"
    Dethklok – "Bloodlines"
    The Dillinger Escape Plan – "Setting Fire To Sleeping Giants"
    Dire Straits – "Money For Nothing"
    DragonForce – "Fury of the Storm"
    Drowning Pool – "Bodies"
    Edgar Winter– "Free Ride"
    Fall Out Boy – "Dance, Dance"
    Five Finger Death Punch – "Hard To See"
    Flyleaf – "Again"
    Foo Fighters – "No Way Back"
    Foreigner – "Feels Like The First Time"
    George Thorogood and The Destroyers – "Move It On Over (Live)"
    The Hives – "Tick Tick Boom"
    Interpol – "Slow Hands"
    Jane's Addiction – "Been Caught Stealing"
    Jethro Tull – "Aqualung"
    John 5 – "Black Widow Of La Porte"
    KISS – "Love Gun"
    Linkin Park – "Bleed It Out"
    Lynyrd Skynyrd – "Call Me The Breeze (Live)"
    Megadeth – "Sudden Death"
    Megadeth – "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due"
    Megadeth – "This Day We Fight!"
    Metallica & Ozzy Osbourne – "Paranoid (Live)"
    Muse – "Uprising"
    My Chemical Romance – "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
    Neil Young – "Rockin' In The Free World"
    Nickelback – "How You Remind Me"
    Night Ranger – "(You Can Still) Rock In America"
    Nine Inch Nails – "Wish"
    The Offspring – "Self Esteem"
    Orianthi – "Suffocated"
    Pantera – "I'm Broken"
    Phoenix – "Lasso"
    Poison – "Unskinny Bop"
    Queen – "Bohemian Rhapsody"
    Queensryche – "Jet City Woman"
    Rammstein – "Waidmanns Heil"
    The Ramones – "Theme From Spiderman"
    Red Rider – "Lunatic Fringe"
    R.E.M. – "Losing My Religion"
    Rise Against – "Savior"
    The Rolling Stones – "Stray Cat Blues"
    The Runaways – "Cherry Bomb"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 1 – Overture"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 2 - The Temples Of Syrinx"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 3 – Discovery"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 4 – Presentation"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 5 - Oracle: The Dream"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 6 – Soliloquy"
    Rush – "2112 Pt. 7 - Grand Finale"
    RX Bandits – "It's Only Another Parsec..."
    Silversun Pickups – "There's No Secrets This Year"
    Slash featuring Ian Astbury – "Ghost"
    Slayer – "Chemical Warfare"
    Slipknot – "Psychosocial"
    Snot – "Deadfall"
    Soundgarden – "Black Rain"
    Steve Vai – "Speeding" (Vault Version)
    Stone Temple Pilots – "Interstate Love Song"
    Strung Out – "Calling"
    Styx – "Renegade"
    Sum 41 – "Motivation"
    Tesla – "Modern Day Cowboy"
    Them Crooked Vultures – "Scumbag Blues"
    Third Eye Blind – "Graduate"
    Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – "Listen To Her Heart"
    Twisted Sister – "We're Not Gonna Take It"
    The Vines – "Get Free"
    The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army"
    ZZ Top – "Sharp Dressed Man (Live)"

    Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock shreds its way into stores September 28th.

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010

    Does Nintendo's software release schedule indicate a December 3DS launch?

    Around this time of the year, Nintendo often givens us a look at their upcoming software titles for the next quarter or so. However, their recent software schedule may be more revealing than initially thought.

    The Big N announced an absolutely stellar line-up of triple-A titles at this year's E3, yet nearly all of those games are being release between now through November 21st. This leaves a big, open window for December. If only the company was planning a big console launch; oh wait!

    The upcoming Nintendo 3DS handheld is scheduled to release prior to March 2011, but a release date has not been confirmed. Based on the company's software schedule, I think it's very likely we can expect a December or January launch for the handheld. A specific 3DS release date is expected late September.

    Until then, continue theorizing.

    LittleBigPlanet 2 story trailer excites the creative masses



    Sackboy returns! Media Molecule's fabric friendly favorite is starring in his next adventure for the PS3 with the upcoming November release of LittleBigPlanet 2.

    The much anticipated creation sequel puts an emphasis on having the user create not only the environments, but mini-game genres as well. Now you can create an RPG, or a racing game, or a FPS right in the middle of the LittleBig universe. And of course, you can share these creations with all your friends, or strangers via the PSN.

    But with all that's new, you can't forget how great the game's story mode is. The above trailer gives us a taste of the story mode, which adds quite a bit. Take a look, and be inspired.

    MM

    Super Scribblenauts arriving with adjectives October 12th



    This fall, prepare yourself for the follow-up to last year's creatively addictive title, a game that will 1up its predecesor in every way. Super Scribblenauts for the Nintendo DS will not only bring with it new words, but the ability to throw adjectives in front of words. Madness, I tell you!

    If you like the idea of flying a leopard spotted hippo with wings, you can. Your only limit is your imagination, and of course foul language.

    Set your sights high when Super Scribblenauts launches on October 12th. Check out the latest trailer straight from Gamescom 2010.
    5thCell

    THQ brings drawing tablet to Wii



    While it's not Mario Paint, it is something. Publisher THQ is launching a new tablet for the Wii console that will let users draw, while their creations simultaneously appear on their TVs. Bundled with the game uDraw Studio, players insert and attach the Wii Remote into the left side of the device. Other supported software titles set to release include Pictionary and Dood's Big Adventure.

    Unfortunately, THQ claims their tablet is geared towards 6-12 year olds, meaning I'm just shy of the demographic. Still, it's amazing to me that no one has really released a true drawing simulator, including Nintendo, whether on a tablet or not. In fact, a painting game featuring afro-wearing Bob Ross was supposed to be a Wii launch title, until it was shelved.

    The game and tablet will arrive for $70.
    Kotaku

    Gaijin Game's next game is Bit.Trip Fate


    Just a few days ago, Alex Neuse from Gaijin Games teased the title of the next game in the Bit.Trip series via the company's Facebook page:

    "Alex Neuse here. I just got my first legitimate PERFECT in an entire BIT.TRIP level! It was Level 1 of BIT.TRIP F_ _ _! My key to success? The Wii Zapper."

    Well now we know that the game is called Bit.Trip Fate. Sounds exciting! Unfortunately all we know is you use the Wii Zapper. But at least we have a release date of this fall.


    Nintendo PR

    Nintendo gives Kirby, Donkey Kong and more release dates


    After first getting my hands on Nintendo's impressive fall and holiday lineup while at E3, I couldn't believe I had to wait months just to play these games again. Finally, the waiting is over, or at least the wait for getting a release date schedule is over. Here's what you can look forward to play this year:

    New Carnival Games - September 21
    Wii Party - October 3
    Kirby's Epic Yarn - October 17
    Donkey Kong Country Returns - November 21
    Super Scribblenauts - October
    NBA Jam - October 5
    Just Dance 2 - October 12
    Rock Band 3 - October 29 
    GoldenEye 007 - November 2
    Sonic Colors - November 16

    What game are you most excited to have released this fall?
    NeoGaf

    Video Game Store for Sale On eBay


    Looking to start your own video game store in Grand Junction, Colorado? Have $30,000 to blow on re-buying your childhood? Look no further!

    Many a video game enthusiast meanders about on eBay with dreams of forking down the cash for that NIB NES, but a cool $30,000 will get you an entire video game store! The owners of a Grand Junction gaming store are closing up shop on September 1st and are looking for that loaded gamer to take their decade spanning inventory off their hands.

    Products in the store cover just about every major system released in the US with oodles of accessories to boot. The overall worth of the merchandise is listed on the eBay page as $60,000 and the owners are asking for half of that.

    So if you're interested in owning a business out in God's country or just filling up all those IKEA shelves in your grandmother's basement simply click here to check out the auction. And happy bidding!

    Samus Vs. Master Chief


    With the holiday season close at hand, retailers are counting on receiving some blockbuster video games to prove the recession wrong. And two heavyweights kicking the last sales quarter off are Metroid: Other M and Halo: Reach. Yes, everything's cooler with a colon.

    Self proclaimed hardcore gamers the world over scream into the night wanting more "hardcore" Wii titles and Metroid: Other M should be just that. Developed by Project M (a collaboration between Team Ninja of Ninja Gaiden fame and Nintendo SPD Production Group 1) Other M combines the sidescrolling action/adventure of Metroid's 2D glory days with the exploration and general wonderment of the 3D prime series. Metroid: Other M releases August 31st.

    A mere two weeks later (September 14th) Microsoft's ace in the hole Halo: Reach hits retail shelves. A prequel to FPS sensation and money printing phenom Halo: Combat Evolved, Reach introduces new abilities like the use of jet packs and holograms to take down opponents. Reach also introduces a new protagonist, a Spartan who responds to the call sign Noble 6, to fill in for the events prior to Master Chief's role in the space opera. Expect plenty of Bungie polish both on and offline and you're set to go for what could be one of the best selling games this holiday season.

    The question is oh frugalistas, which camp do you back? Within the coming weeks will you be pinching pennies for Samus or Noble 6? Bounty Hunters or Spartans? Sign off in the comments below!

    Monday, August 16, 2010

    Shutter Island game for DS outed by ESRB



    If not an official press release, then leave it up to the ESRB to out an unannounced game to the masses. The ratings board has details posted about an upcoming Shutter Island game being developed for the Nintendo DS.

    The game is said to be a puzzle game, taking place at the eerie Ashecliffe Hospital featured in the hit film. As a U.S. marshal, your job is to solve the many mysteries of murder that plague the hospital.

    While it's not an Inception game, at least one of Leonardo DiCaprio's puzzling flicks will get the game treatment.

    ESRB

    DDR makes first appearance on PS3 this fall


    Dance Dance Revolution! The sweat-inducing cardio phenomenon has swept the nation for over a decade. But surprisingly despite the many, many, many iterations, the game never released on the PlayStation 3 console. Until now!

    This fall, Konami is bringing DDR to PS3 with the release of DanceDanceRevolution; I guess this game is the ultimate edition given the lack of subtitle. Featuring over 30 tracks of Konami original tunes, plus a collection of licensed tracks, DanceDanceRevolution will feature the same arrow pressing gameplay, now with support for both the PlayStation Eye and new PS Move peripherals. You can also upload your performances onto YouTube and Facebook.

    Look for DDR to release on the PS3 this fall.
    Konami

    A Mega, Mega Man Wallpaper


    Looking for something to replace that Buffy wallpaper you've been clinging to for the past decade? Look no further than this massive collage of everyone Mega Man has murdered over the years brought to you by artist Kinniku.

    Click here for resolution options.

    Scott Pilgrim Bob-ombs at Box Office

    The weekend box office numbers are in and they're not pretty. For gamers at least. Scott Pilgrim, the video game/comic book/nerdgasm hybrid, finished in 5th place behind 'The Expendables,' 'Eat, Pray, Love,' 'The Other Guys,' and 'Inception' pulling in a meager $10.5 million, with a rumored production cost of $60 million. :(

    Should we as gamers be shocked though? The Scott Pilgrim comic franchise is basically an underground Canadian phenomenon that's permeated it's way into the hearts of American comic book readers (this writer included). But it's far from the mass appeal of Spider-Man.

    Michael Cera once again portrays an awkward adolescent struggling with relationship issues, albeit in a universe where fights are visual effects smorgasbords and enemies explode into coins. Don't get me wrong, the film oozes charm and is a must see for anyone who hearts video games and comic books. Anyone outside of said demographic will look on in utter confusion spouting phrases like, "Is that the internet?"

    Don't f*ck with Julia Roberts.

    Sadly, mainstream audiences don't fit the bill and although Pilgrim may win vs. the world, he got totally KO'd at the box office.

    Deadline

    Weekly Wii and DS Download Offerings: August 16th, 2010



    Once again, no Virtual Console titles this week :sigh: but there are a slew of WiiWare and DSiWare titles for you to check out! Read below for Nintendo's official press release.


    WiiWare

    Space Trek
    Publisher: CALARIS
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) - Fantasy Violence
    Price: 700 Wii Points™
    Description: As Captain Jay, you take control of a space jet deployed on an alien world. The planet you're on is inhabited by the Knagar, a race of big, green, self-important bullies. You must fight your way through, outsmart them and save the survivors. Fortunately, Jay can always throw a nice punch line when things get ugly. Fight floating drones, destroy Knagar ships, attack turrets and deal with gigantic worms before they swallow your ship or electrocute you. Access your handy map to avoid getting lost on one of six big levels. Pick up keycards, deactivate force fields, save survivors and collect power-ups. Rearm your ship to use one of six weapons, including the Quark Dispeller, Anti-Matter Thrower and Mega Rockets. Recharge your ship's battery by flying over heat-bursting volcanoes. Then use the surplus to power your weapons or energy shield. Enjoy humorous dialogue that accompanies players throughout the game.

    A Monsteca Corral: Monsters vs. Robots
    Publisher: Onteca
    Players: 1-4
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
    Price: 500 Wii Points
    Description: The planet Monsteca is no longer the harmonious world it once was. It's been overrun by a robotic army that's determined to rule and conquer. Monsteca natives known as the Stompies have no choice but to run. Unable to defend themselves against such heavy machinery, the Stompies must rely on the strength of their herd to work together and defeat the meddling robots. Take control of the Stompies, cute and not-so-bright monsters who need help to avoid being captured by invading robots. It's your duty to guide them successfully through each level. This fun, full-3D strategy game has a strong sense of flow, offering 20 levels to conquer and many hours of game play.

    Nintendo DSiWare

    Divergent Shift
    Publisher: Konami Digital Entertainment
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) - Violent References
    Price: 800 Nintendo DSi Points™
    Description: Divergent Shift is a puzzle platformer. You'll run, jump and flip over obstacles, but you also may have to put on your thinking cap to figure out how to complete some of the levels. There are two primary mechanics in the game: the Reflection Mechanic and Shadow Mechanic. In both, you control two characters - one on each screen - at the same time. If you jump, both characters will jump; if you run, both characters will run. The only way to beat the game is to use the two screens together.

    3D Mahjong
    Publisher: cosmigo
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
    Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points
    Description: Relax your mind with the ancient game of tiles. 3D Mahjong features 50 layouts of the traditional tile-matching game in 3D, each with millions of different shuffles to play. The game's style and interface has been designed for easy and intuitive operation with the stylus or control pad. The graphics can be customized with six fabulous tile sets and backgrounds. Sit back, relax and enjoy the endless challenge with this Mahjong game collection. Additional brain-sharpening challenges come in the form of extra mini-games: "Memory" and "Matching."

    myNotebook: Carbon
    Publisher: Nnooo
    Players: 1
    Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points
    Description: myNotebook allows you to take notes wherever you are. Just pop open your Nintendo DSi™ system and jot down your thoughts. Make a list and cross it off, or even play your favorite pen-and-paper games (games not included). You can even personalize your notebook by drawing on the cover and changing the paper type with 24 unlockable squared and lined paper styles. Use the pen or pencil to make notes or doodles, and then erase the bits you don't like. With five ink colors, you'll always be able to make your notes and doodles look stylish. myNotebook also includes 128 pages to write on and the ability to export your pages to your Nintendo DSi Photo Album.

    Just SING! National Anthems
    Publisher: Engine Software
    Players: 1
    ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
    Price: 200 Nintendo DSi Points
    Description: It is the greatest sporting event of 2010: the World Cup! All eyes are on South Africa, and all ears are on you in the karaoke game of the year. Enter the hallowed turf and display your talent by singing a selection of national anthems. There are five national anthems to choose from: Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Japan and the United States. It's karaoke fun at its best. All text is displayed, and the game features optimum voice recognition. Just sing into the built-in microphone of your Nintendo DSi system. Don your jersey and step out onto the pitch - to sing!

    Sunday, August 15, 2010

    Star Wars Blu-Ray Coming 2011

    The force was strong with Star Wars fans at this weekend's Celebration V convention in Orlando. Though not entirely unexpected, George Lucas announced that the entire Star Wars saga will be released on Blu-ray in 2011. That's all six movies on six discs loaded with extras including new documentaries, deleted scenes, and interviews from the Lucas archives.

    Blu-ray won the HD battle over HD-DVD fairly early on, so why the hold up? The bloated beard stated that, "We've been wanting to do it as soon as we possibly could, but we just wanted to do it when enough people would be able to buy it and see it." Lucas' decision to hold off until Blu-ray had thoroughly saturated the market may be a financially sound gameplan, but let's face it. Nerds want it now.

    In a street interview, one nerd (who wished to remain anonymous) commented on the announcement saying, "I really liked Star Wars when I was a kid, but as I got older I just sort of realized how bad they really are. Ewoks, Jar-Jar, Hayden Christensen, seriously? Come on."

    Regardless of what Kyle Farnell (the anonymous nerd) thinks, look for the entire Star Wars saga on Blu-ray next year. And just for kicks, here's the deleted scene of Luke assembling his lightsaber before entering Jabba's palace.



    Seriously, why was this deleted?

    Blu-ray.com

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