Nintendo's sales down 40%? Who cares!

Dear Nintendo,

Congratulations on all of your successes. You have just announced the whoppingly huge number of Wii's sold worldwide.

52.62 million, eh? That's a lot of Wii's. That's more Wii's than you could shake a Wii remote at. That's more Wii than in a stadium toilet ('cause I'm using it like wee, get it?).

Additionally, you revealed that in just the short few months that the DSi has been out, you've sold 6.68 million. At $179 a pop, that's a lot of dough. (Can I have some?)

So in conclusion, congratulations Nintendo! Despite your sales being down 40%, you are still rocking and rolling.

Kotaku